Posts made by Ernesto

While once having a positive sacrificial meaning, now polluted by Activisions knack for an attempt to make death less fail and more win. Martyrdom was an intended military training program first seen in one of Activisions popular video game titles Call of Duty 4 as a simulation for a possible military technique to increases the chances of winning a war after failing. Their program would teach our soldiers to always have a grenade ready, pin pulled, in case they died by an onslaught of P-90 sub-machine guns, to get satisfy their already emotionless minds need for revenge.
While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.
The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: Asshat.
Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.

1. The act of killing yourself to provide motivation to others.

2. A cowardly and sneaky act of violence against an unsuspecting target. This ideology is brought on mostly the wife beating pedophiles in the religion of peace i.e. Islam.

giant sea bass ( check um out @ sea world in california )

To power clean a (usually intoxicated) person, then split jerk them and throw them off the top of a houseboat into the water. Usually done as a punishment for poor or unruly behaviour (such as knocking drinks out of partiers hands), for threatening to fight (and actually fighting) inanimate objects, and for sucking at drinking games. Also sometimes done because fuck you thats why.

KEM-ps
N.

A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls Kemps! the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team sees the signal and calls Kemps! the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.

to be the Fucking Shit

A massive erection. The term implies the type of erection that is found mid-blowjob.

The wild beast knownith as Eddie. Originated from Rialto. Food particles always stuck between teeth.

A loser who sits infront of the computer all day!

A motorcycle that has anything non essential removed, cut off or trimmed.

for when youre bored

A terrible smell that is released from the body after eating Mexican.

A way of stating that you are mad about something that is unreasonable or very unlucky.

Four wolves and one lamb voting on lunch.

Small insects that live in ant hills
They usually infest your home and are annyoing as hell.

A government policy of running a circus show out of whole nation, especially in India.
Watch the AIB video on the Demonatisation Circus on YouTube to get a clear understanding of the policy.

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithys body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being gay though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.

A girl who goes to Smith College in Northampton, MA. A Smith college Lesbian Until Graduation. Intelligent and often connected. Usually cant drive well but can party. Not just LUGS but SLUGS.

In Eumbrodgia we refer to a person who is behaving in a dorky fashion as a rascal. Therefore, a rascal is a dork.

Definition of rascal: “ a person who accidently or by design produces much mirth and goes beyond common logic and society norm for the greater good often at the expense of looking like a tw*t but still remaining a hero”.