Topics created by Britney

For [North] [Oldham] and South Oldham Football games meaning Suck Some [Donkey Dick]

a small paper bag filled with enough tea leaves to make tea for one person

wake up, roll over, grab your ready paxked bowl, and toke the shit up.

When a woman is hormonal, irrational, moodswingy, bloated, crampy etc. due to the fact that shes on her period or is about to start her period.

When you are [texting] someone and there [responses] are so [unenthusiastic] that the only way to describe them is that they share the same characteristics of a semi-flaccid penis.

n; breasts, boobs, tits

Someone who knows you better than yourself. Someone who you usually get into trouble with. Someone who has your back no matter what. Someone who can tell your secrets and everything to. Someone who loves you even with all your flaws. Someone who wont change who you are. Sometimes your [partner in crime] can also [be someone] who youre in relationship with, or a person you have feelings for, or [just a friend].

[Warning] for [anal sex] - [typically] said by men.

Slang for furious masturbation.

Without previous preparation.

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.

They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf. Suddenly they begin by asking you WHY DIDNT YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!
WHY DIDNT YOU CALL ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU! They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you dont break it off early enough.)

Going on a mad drinking [binge] with all your [mates] that you probably wont remember in the morning. Usually consists of [downing] a few naggins

Revision* Lubetube.com is a good website, but often gives viruses to those who go to it. I would not suggest this website. A website of the same caliber though is redtube.com

an opportunity to see something before it is officially available:

A short adaptor [cable] to [convert] between different [plug] conventions.

A very [innocent] and [sweet girl] with [good morals].

A place where douchebags go to shove hoses full of smoke into each others assholes.

used to show that you think something is surprising, shocking, or impressive: