A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a what-are-you-even-doing-here look. The what-are-you-even-doing-here look is classified by a glare in the tools direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.

Posts made by Britney
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RE: Tool
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RE: Fascism
14 identifying characteristics of Fascism by Political scientist Dr. Lawrence Britt. (Fascism Anyone?, Free Inquiry, Spring 2003, page 20)
Powerful and Continuing Nationalism:
Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottoes, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.
Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights:
Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of need. The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.
Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause:
The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.
Supremacy of the Military:
Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.
Rampant Sexism:
The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation and national policy.
Controlled Mass Media:
Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.
Obsession with National Security:
Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses.
Religion and Government are Intertwined:
Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed to the governments policies or actions.
Corporate Power is Protected:
The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.
Labor Power is Suppressed:
Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed .
Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts:
Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts is openly attacked, and governments often refuse to fund the arts.
Obsession with Crime and Punishment:
Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.
Rampant Cronyism and Corruption:
Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.
Fraudulent Elections:
Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections. -
RE: Cochino
Spanish. Means dirty in masculine form. [Cochina] is the feminine form of the word. Could refer to something with a sexual connotation, but not necesarily.
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Twitter-pated
Letting everyone know, on Twitter, about all the annoying cutesy things you and your new love do.
Sending love thoughts to your new love on Twitter for us all to see (and eventually become annoyed by).
See also: Twittiot
Assuming Everyone is in love with you and need to read on Twitter about your every new thought and goal for the day. (also see: Twittiot)
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RE: Twitterpated
the way you feel when you really like someone but you just dont know how to explain how you feel.
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RE: Twitterpated
The electrified feeling one gets when the woman of their dreams (or man) has finally become real and has stepped into their life from said dreams. Also the overwhelming sensation of feeling completeness and joyful bliss beyond all other emotions, similiar to smitten.
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RE: Alaskan pipeline
Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
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RE: Orale
Spanish word used among Mexicans meaning right on, hell yes, okay and alright; usually said enthusiastically.
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RE: Derpy
adjective
accident prone; perhaps so much so that it makes one look foolish
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RE: Daddy issues
The possible side effect that women may recieve if her father has been absent in some part of her life, her father has abused or neglected her, or if her father has simply failed to fulfill his responsibilities/duties as a parent (physically or emotionally). Having daddy issues may cause the following-
• Acting slutily or whoreificly
• Dressing in a non-modest manner
• Going out of her way to grab an older mans attention
• Having a dominant attraction towards Sugar-Daddies
• Being a [gold-digger]
• Willingly sends nudes after very little conversation
• Spends her free time [sexting] strangers online
• Frequently goes to clubs dressed in a too-tight and/or too-short dress
• Is loud and obnoxious
• Dyes her hair with that screaming red color that all the other hoes have dyed in their hair
• Her having an abundance of piercings and/or tattoos that are obviously for her attention
• Tries to be a [tease]
• Fucks every old guy in town
• After fucking each guy, she tells them about her depression, typically seeking sympathy
• If the woman happens to be pretty, she denies her men when complimented by them, simply because she wants more compliments. -
RE: Daddy issues
A girl wanting to be submissive and adored by a older guy, who will put her above all others. The sex is kinky, and the dominance irresistible to the male. A girl wanting to be naughty but sweet, just for her daddy
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RE: Sped
Someone whos stupid, dense, slow, particularly unhip or passe. Politically incorrect. The word is combined from two words: Special Ed (education).
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RE: Landing strip
The small strip of pubic hair a female leaves guiding the way to her vagina.