Posts made by Becky

To jack off or masturbate.

A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves.

Sometimes called street t-rex

A branch of CNN run by host Carl Azuz, known for his popular puns, which explains to the youth what is happening in the world at the time. The episodes are normally ten minutes long.

rhetorical question used by teenagers. turn up is the act of getting drunk and high and being reckless so turn down would mean sobering up. turn down for what is really saying i am fucked up and will continue to be all night no matter what. the only appropriate answer to this question would be nothing

Of a couple, to be in the early stages of a relationship where they go out on dates to find out what each other is like, as a prelude to actually being a fully fledged couple.

A hole located in a partition in which ones penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio (or possibly a titty wank).

In higher class establishments, this hole will be fabricated with duck tape to prevent genital chaffing.

The best thing that Tuesdays have to offer after 3PM.
3 tacos for sh.99 at Del Taco!

To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

Children, born in succession within one year

A bitch with a pH value greater than 7

A mens style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

These kooks have no idea what GNARLY is. Gnarly is when youve gone beyond [radical], beyond [extreme], its balls out danger,