Posts made by Becky

A tattoo above a womans ass crack.

In Laymans Terms, ROADHEAD is when a guy gets a head, BJ, blow job, etc. while driving.

shout-out (n.) Slang. A public expression of thanks or gratitude

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)

Alternate Spellings Include: Psych(e), Syke.
To retract or nullify a previous statement; Just Kidding.

Rule 63 is a rule of the internet that reads as follows: For any given male character, there is a female version of that character. This rules exceptions are only in the instance that A: the male character is already so androgynous that a female version would be basically the same, or B: the female version hasnt been drawn yet.

Verb:

1. Getting loose, being wild and potentially engaging in sexual activity with members of the opposite gender (or the same gender if thats what youre in to)
2. Acting crazy due to consumption of large amounts of alcohol, marijuana, [molly] or other drugs
   It can be used as a noun where it is spelled [turnt up] instead of turned up as grammatical conventions would suggest. Turnt up is used to described the state of being wild and crazy like someone would be at a party.

It is not to be confused with the vegetable, the turnip, to which it shares some phonic similarities but is otherwise entirely unrelated

A slang term that actually began its use in the late 60s/early 70s. Popularized by the pop culture of the time. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing. Great. Very nice.

A sexy beast, good with the ladies and with a 8-inch wang.

A pejorative term for an individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on [social justice] on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for the purpose of raising their own personal reputation. A social justice warrior, or SJW, does not necessarily strongly believe all that they say, or even care about the groups they are fighting on behalf of. They typically repeat points from whoever is the most popular [blogger] or commenter of the moment, hoping that they will get SJ points and become popular in return. They are very sure to adopt stances that are correct in their social circle.
The SJWs favorite activity of all is to [dogpile]. Their favorite websites to frequent are [Livejournal] and [Tumblr]. They do not have relevant favorite real-world places, because SJWs are primarily civil rights activists only online.

A person who has 7 penis.

Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.

driving in an automobile while having atleast a felony charge worth of illegal drugs and or unregistered firearms with you.

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be Cuffed or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

When you put a picture from a while ago on your social media sites

The act of using ones tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.
Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the Northern hemisphere, and anti-clockwise ones in the Southern.

The mating call of a landwhale as it submerges from the patriarchy.

White hipster girls who post crop pics of themselves showing their tanned midriff posing highwaist short shorts, fringed shirts, and heels (if the picture doesnt stop at their upper thighs). Sometimes a group of friends. They are all generic and are annoying.
For some reason, dumbasses think everyone wants be a tumblr girl when in reality nobody but hipster blogs gives two shits about them.

The single most persuasive phrase in the English language.

Lean, sizzurp, drank, purp, in other words, its dat weak opiate drink that gets you chopped an screwed. The other definitions on UrbanDictionary include the usage of jolly ranchers, popularized in some hip hop songs and even the inclusion of benzodiazepines (xanax, valium, etc) to push that sedated high one step further.
Im not telling you not to mix your drank with liquor or benzos, but the fact is: dirty sprite = drank. Drank is just purple codeine promethazine cough syrup poured into some sprite or 7-up. It can also be used to describe yellow hydrocodone chlorpheniramine mixed with the same kinds of soda. The point is -- its opiate cough syrup in a clear soda, drunk to slow you down and screw up your night.
Take it easy, opiates are serious business. Ive been clean of that shit for years, but the definitions on UD are all kinda fucked, so, heres the real one for you.