A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Accounting
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Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare [fraudulent] financial statements, and [shredding] [documents].
Accounting meaning & definition 1 of Accounting.
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The process or work of keeping financial accounts.
Accounting meaning & definition 2 of Accounting.
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The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. [Accounting] departments solve problems you didnt know you have in ways you dont understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.
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The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid [suspicion] from auditors and [IRS].
Accounting meaning & definition 3 of Accounting.
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A [euphemism] for taking the [afternoon] off to [get some pussy]
Accounting meaning & definition 4 of Accounting.
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a [secret] [way] of referring to [sex].
Accounting meaning & definition 5 of Accounting.
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Accounting is the systematic and comprehensive recording of financial transactions pertaining to a business.
Accounting meaning & definition 6 of Accounting.
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You arent friends with anyone who [works] in this part of your [company], but everyone youre not friends with seems to work there.
Accounting meaning & definition 7 of Accounting.
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[define] accounting, its concepts, importance and qualities of [good] accounting [information]
Accounting meaning & definition 8 of Accounting.