Accounting

[Marquetta]

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare [fraudulent] financial statements, and [shredding] [documents].

[Couch Potatoe]

The process or work of keeping financial accounts.

[Magaret]

1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. [Accounting] departments solve problems you didnt know you have in ways you dont understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

2. The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid [suspicion] from auditors and [IRS].

[Cami]

A [euphemism] for taking the [afternoon] off to [get some pussy]

[Tina]

a [secret] [way] of referring to [sex].

[Kai]

Accounting is the systematic and comprehensive recording of financial transactions pertaining to a business.

[Kit]

You arent friends with anyone who [works] in this part of your [company], but everyone youre not friends with seems to work there.

[Gregory]

[define] accounting, its concepts, importance and qualities of [good] accounting [information]