A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Scholasticitis
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A seemingly harmless disease, vivified by ones entrance into an institution of [higher education], resulting in [assholism], severe cases of jerkherria and the rare but horrid instances of nausea imposed on others. Most common symptoms include a desperate urge for attention and a pathetic need to prove oneself to others. Causes behind the disease have [eluded] researchers for decades, since many of them suffer from severe cases of scholasticitis themselves. Although speculations suggest an increase in ones production of self-assumed intelligence might be the cause behind this ruthless disease.
Easy ways to spot victims of scholasticitis include the following simple tests:Subject has difficulty passing a single day without correcting someone.
Subject believes that scholasticitis probably indicates some form of praise that [he/she/it] will then proceed to define themselves.
Subject will attempt to correct the grammar, spelling, punctuation and/or logic behind this very definition of their condition.
Scholasticitis meaning & definition 1 of Scholasticitis.