A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Horology connoisseur
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A self proclaimed [horology connoisseur] is most likely a [snobbish] watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. Its a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.
Distinctive behaviors are :telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything
showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other [Horology] connoisseurs consider respectable
bashing on other peoples choices of watch, [dress code] and lifestyle
getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit
How to recognize a [Horology connoisseur] without any interaction (really, just stay away)
His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults wont destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.
He uses as a Facebook profile picture a k watch only he and 5 other [horology] connoisseurs know or care about. Other pictures in his [gallery] might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.
His friends consist of other Horology connoisseurs ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)
He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to [bash on].
Horology connoisseur meaning & definition 1 of Horology connoisseur.