Horology connoisseur
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A self proclaimed [horology connoisseur] is most likely a [snobbish] watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. Its a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.
Distinctive behaviors are :telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything
showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other [Horology] connoisseurs consider respectable
bashing on other peoples choices of watch, [dress code] and lifestyle
getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit
How to recognize a [Horology connoisseur] without any interaction (really, just stay away)
His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults wont destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.
He uses as a Facebook profile picture a k watch only he and 5 other [horology] connoisseurs know or care about. Other pictures in his [gallery] might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.
His friends consist of other Horology connoisseurs ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)
He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to [bash on].
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