Excalibur
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A joint made with many different forms of THC and a touch of tobacco, if preferred.
(i.e. marijuana, hash, keif, and tobacco) -
When you bang a girl up the ass and she flexes her ass cheeks so hard that the guy can't get out.
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1- An emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.
2- Chopping off an emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.
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The legendary sword wielded by King Arthur, which he drew from a stone as a boy, thus becoming king of Camelot. One of the most powerful weapons in the Final Fantasy series of RPGs.
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The chilly splash of toilet water that hits the anus after letting loose a huge piece of feces.
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Extremely corrupt member of the Graalian staff. Known for shutting down Mithica and PKing Snerdly on 2k1 with Staff Boots and warping tools.
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[The Excalibur] is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel. In surprise, she clentches her quivering ass cheeks together, clamping your [meat saber] in the dark recesses of her dragons lair. Now, you must choose your destiny by pulling your sausage machete out of her [butt jungle]. If you can accomplish such a feat, you will become the king you were born to be. And then hoagie slap her with your shit-covered dick.
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When you have your penis stuck while having sex with an Irish girl and you have to pull out.
Only the true [king can] [wield] [EXCALIBUR].
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When engaging in [fisting], insert arm to the [wrist], grab hold of anything loose and pull [violently].
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Actual sword given to Arthur by his servant, Merlin, who was supposedly a magician.
Excalibur can be decoded - [ensis] caliburnus, by Celtits (haha), meaning the calibian sword
The Sword has an origin from the east part of the world, given to this king. Read the Last Legion by [Valerio] Massimo [Manfredi] and go to the Authors Note to find accurate details. -
(in Arthurian legend) King Arthurs magic sword.
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