Excalibur
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What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of the Britains.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then. -
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.
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When you're having sex with a girl and just as you're climaxing you pretend that you're penis is stuck. Then, you pull it out with your hand and yell Excalibur! as you beat off on the girl (or guy if that's what you're into).
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A joint made with many different forms of THC and a touch of tobacco, if preferred.
(i.e. marijuana, hash, keif, and tobacco) -
When you bang a girl up the ass and she flexes her ass cheeks so hard that the guy can't get out.
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1- An emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.
2- Chopping off an emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.
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The legendary sword wielded by King Arthur, which he drew from a stone as a boy, thus becoming king of Camelot. One of the most powerful weapons in the Final Fantasy series of RPGs.
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The chilly splash of toilet water that hits the anus after letting loose a huge piece of feces.
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Extremely corrupt member of the Graalian staff. Known for shutting down Mithica and PKing Snerdly on 2k1 with Staff Boots and warping tools.
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[The Excalibur] is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel. In surprise, she clentches her quivering ass cheeks together, clamping your [meat saber] in the dark recesses of her dragons lair. Now, you must choose your destiny by pulling your sausage machete out of her [butt jungle]. If you can accomplish such a feat, you will become the king you were born to be. And then hoagie slap her with your shit-covered dick.
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When you have your penis stuck while having sex with an Irish girl and you have to pull out.
Only the true [king can] [wield] [EXCALIBUR].
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When engaging in [fisting], insert arm to the [wrist], grab hold of anything loose and pull [violently].
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Actual sword given to Arthur by his servant, Merlin, who was supposedly a magician.
Excalibur can be decoded - [ensis] caliburnus, by Celtits (haha), meaning the calibian sword
The Sword has an origin from the east part of the world, given to this king. Read the Last Legion by [Valerio] Massimo [Manfredi] and go to the Authors Note to find accurate details. -
(in Arthurian legend) King Arthurs magic sword.
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