Misfire
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The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.
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Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.
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the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.
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What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on [marijuana] . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.
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When you jerk off and hit yourself in the face.
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What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.
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When someone uses the sit down toilet and totally poops on the floor next to the toilet and the janitor or your mom has to clean it up.
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When you go to pee but your penis moves and you pee all over the wall.
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When you are [busting] the [fattest] of nuts onto your girl/guy or a [tissue] or whatever and you completely miss, either hitting random objects in the room(forcing you to clean up shit) or even yourself.
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(of a gun or missile) fail to discharge or fire properly.
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Misfire in Shooting - Rapid Fire Pistol Shooting. Occurs if a shot does not leave the weapon. The shooter must then lay his weapon on the table and it is decided whether the failure was caused by a misfire or malfunction. The competitor may be allowed to fire another series of five shots. But even if this series is less than the original series of shots, it is still counted.
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