Misfire

[Jason Yan]

When you are jerking off to porn videos, and are past the point of no return for blowing your load, and the only thing on the screen is some dudes face instead of the chick who is supposed to be getting reamed.

[Kit]

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.

[Lanell]

the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.

[Cami]

What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on [marijuana] . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.

[Kai]

When you jerk off and hit yourself in the face.

[Jason Yan]

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

When someone uses the sit down toilet and totally poops on the floor next to the toilet and the janitor or your mom has to clean it up.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

When you go to pee but your penis moves and you pee all over the wall.

[Dave Paprocki]

When you are [busting] the [fattest] of nuts onto your girl/guy or a [tissue] or whatever and you completely miss, either hitting random objects in the room(forcing you to clean up shit) or even yourself.

[Dave Paprocki]

(of a gun or missile) fail to discharge or fire properly.

[Little_Girl]

Misfire in Shooting - Rapid Fire Pistol Shooting. Occurs if a shot does not leave the weapon. The shooter must then lay his weapon on the table and it is decided whether the failure was caused by a misfire or malfunction. The competitor may be allowed to fire another series of five shots. But even if this series is less than the original series of shots, it is still counted.