Calculus

[Sarah]

Any solid concretion, formed in any part of the body, but mostfrequent in the organs that act as reservoirs, and in the passagesconnected with them; as, biliary calculi; urinary calculi, etc.

[Sarah]

Calculus, which was discovered by Newton and Liebniz, nothwithstanding all credit being given to Newton, is one of the most beautiful forms of intellectual material. Calculus requires and emphasizes the development of new methods of thinking, and therefore it is not for the weak minded. Calculus has many practical applications including molecular and ecological biology, physics, engineering, social and political sciences, and business. After completing a very involved and thought-provoking problem involving differential equations or integrals, one might feel a certain high.

[Sarah]

The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.

[Sarah]

magic.

[Sarah]

Usually the highest level of math taught at high schools. Must be taken by those considering to major in engineering, math or physics.

Otherwise, should still be taken to make transcript look better.

[Sarah]

A device thought up by the government to keep high school and college students feeling dumb and therefor keeping them from begining a rebellion.

[Sarah]

1.The branch of mathematics that is stereotypically recognized as being difficult and intimidating owing to the fact that it sounds like the word calculator.

[PussyCat]

[Sorcery] devised by [Isaac Newton], one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.
The degree of a Calculus major higher than a [Ph.D] is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

[Luis Fok]

legalized [torture]

[Couch Potatoe]

the highest form of [fuckery] known to man. the reason for [cracked out] college students randomly combusting into a bucket of tears. the ultimate in mind [fuckeration].