Ironing

[Rihanna]

The act or process of smoothing, as clothes, with hot
flatirons.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by [Bart Simpson] in the episode [Grift] of the [Magi]. Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: the ironing is delicious.

[Gregory]

The activity or task of ironing clothes, sheets, etc.