Smoothing

[Sarah]

fr. Smooth, v. Smoothing iron, an iron instrument with apolished face, for smoothing clothes; a sadiron; a flatiron.-- Smoothing plane, a short, finely set plane, for smoothing andfinishing work.

[Sarah]

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas Santana classic collab Smooth and then wait or scram depending on bravery.
Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.

[Sarah]

The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.

[Lanell]

present participle of smooth