Badminton

[Mary Mallozziberg]

Badminton in Badminton. Badminton is played using strung rackets (similar to tennis rackets, but smaller, more flexible and much lighter) and a feathered shuttlecock by either two or four players on a marked rectangular court. It can be played indoors or outdoors, although games normally take place in a draft-free indoor environment. The object of the game is to score points by hitting the shuttlecock over the net into the opponents half of the court, so that it hits the ground before they are able to return it.

[Sonia]

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest [racket] sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a [shuttle] (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured [PVC]) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies

[Sarah]

A game [you play] in bed with the one you truly love. ([Exclude] same-sex [lovers])

[Raeanne Dimick]

Physical intercourse involving strategy, technique, and deception between two or four players each gripping the shaft of the [racket] while [making contact] to the [shuttlecock] with the racket head. The goal is to score points on the opponent by decisively hitting the shuttlecock down onto their side. This can be achieved in numerous ways: you can smash really hard on them, you can gently flop the shuttlecock over, or you can let the shuttlecock fly out of the designated playing area. Of course, dont forget to release a constipated grunt when you smash.

[Merna]

1. The act of two [badmins] (bad [admins]) tossing a community member back and forth before finally deciding on the length of a [permaban].
2. Some sport for normal people

[Lanell]

Possibly the ugliest [shit-hole] in England possibly the world. Full of [Chaves], [neeks] and old people

[Couch Potatoe]

A Fast-Paced, energetic game requiring stamina, speed, agilty and [believe it or not] strength. I play Rugby and Basketball and neither are half as [taxing] as a harsh game of badminton, its a totally [hXc] sport which everyone should play!

[Jessica]

A very [dynamic], fast-paced game. [Badminton] requires a lot more [agility] and strategizing than most people probably think. You have to see it played competitively to really understand the energy and reflexes needed to be good at this sport.

[Greta]

Coolest sport ever
[Played with] [a bird]
Played [solo] or with partners

[Dorothey Allen]

a sport in which two or four people hit a shuttlecock (= a light object with feathers) over a high net