Wook
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Short for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy).
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hippie, dred head, bisco vamp, tour kid, Will Stroud. -
A wook is someone who goes to music festivals or shows just to get fucked up on as many drugs as they can. They care little to none about the music that is there and couldnt tell you who is good besides the headliners. A wook should be avoided at all costs.
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Another term for sex, a grind, intercourse
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Tour kids who associate themselves the band, Wookiefoot. Individuals in this tribe can be defined by their patchwork tails, unkempt hair, annoyingly positive and unrealistic perspective on everything all of the time, and excessive hugging. Wooks are commonly found annoying the shit out of people that are trying to party and watch music without being lectured at by a spun 18 year old with a tail.
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A dirty hippie that will bum of you for money, drugs, or anything in general. They exclusively listen to [bassnectar] and crawl out of K holes. They are known to [boof] [ketamine].
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A term of endearment in the festival community, but also an insult. The word [wook] has been used ironically so many times, that it has replaced the word hippy. The word is popularly used in memes. These [resilient] creatures can go days without food and they drink [bottled water] that has been left out in the sun for four days.
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[Slur] for females in the military, namely [Marines]. Used to describe the often manly nature of their being, while expressing [disdain] for their existence.
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noun or adjective. a dirty, hairy, stinky, mal-nourished, dishonest creature that often travels in packs, with possibly and unfortunately, mangy, multi-colored dogs on hand-made all natural, organic hemp leashes, or alone wandering aimlessly around a concert (usually hippie music) parking lot with a few seemingly more important than the music goals; find as many mind altering substances and cram them into their bodies as fast and furiously as possible, get into the show somehow, dont lose the dog this time, and if by chance they come across unattended property such as a cooler, chair, backpack, or a beverage, it will then become their own. also once inside the show and the music begins, even if it sucks, a true wook will never be able to tell the difference because once the substances take effect, many of them can actually be seen dancing and gooving to music that only they can hear. wooks are only useful in one way: if you are trying to warn or scare a younger more easily influenced friend about the dangers of drugs, just tell them to observe and study the behaviors of wooks in their natural surroundings, but warn them that if they get too close, they may risk becoming one themselves!
@rihanna oh my god you nailed it 😂
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noun or adjective. a dirty, hairy, stinky, mal-nourished, dishonest creature that often travels in packs, with possibly and unfortunately, mangy, multi-colored dogs on hand-made all natural, organic hemp leashes, or alone wandering aimlessly around a concert (usually hippie music) parking lot with a few seemingly more important than the music goals; find as many mind altering substances and cram them into their bodies as fast and furiously as possible, get into the show somehow, dont lose the dog this time, and if by chance they come across unattended property such as a cooler, chair, backpack, or a beverage, it will then become their own. also once inside the show and the music begins, even if it sucks, a true wook will never be able to tell the difference because once the substances take effect, many of them can actually be seen dancing and gooving to music that only they can hear. wooks are only useful in one way: if you are trying to warn or scare a younger more easily influenced friend about the dangers of drugs, just tell them to observe and study the behaviors of wooks in their natural surroundings, but warn them that if they get too close, they may risk becoming one themselves!
@rihanna oh my god you nailed it 😂
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