Drump
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The time-honored tradition of practicing the Drums whilst sitting on the Toilet. Whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you.
Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper. -
to dry hump
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One who behaves like Donald Trump. Generally considered an insult, as he usually makes a fool of himself, says offensive things, and states opinions as if they were truth. Can be considered a combination of dumb and rump.
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When you poop while drunk. Its pretty smooth but you hear the sounds of the party and that makes you want to speed up. Combo of drunk and dump.
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A Trump dump, Nickname for Donald Trump supporters.
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When one is unfortunately obligated to take a dump while drunk.
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The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds;
drunk dump -
The act of typing as if you were intoxicated, before you actually start drinking.
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when you sit on the toilet and the whole dump drops at once and it makes that drump sound.
Sometimes when your rushing a drump, It can be an accidental side effect.
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