Eurotrash

[Donald Trump]

A human sub-phylum characterized by its apparent affluence, worldliness, social affectation and addiction to fashion. Males are characterized by a semi-slovenly appearance (including half-shaven faces), greasy hair, rib-hugging shirts, tight jeans and loafers worn without socks. Women are easily distinguished by anorexia, over-bleached hair, gaudy jewelry, plastic surgery (particularly breast-enlargement) and their attachment to the male species. Both sexes greet each other with “air kisses,” immediately speak of their last trip (often Paris, Rome, Majorca), spend hours at “see-and-be-seen” restaurants and exhibit a world-weariness and pained sense of irony.

[Tina]

Post-modern, degenerate, trendy, or out-of-style European cultural phenomena masquerading as avant-garde High Art. Its origins are primarily German/Austrian but have extended to France, Scandinavia, and Italy with success.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A certain people and outlook, those who are products of a sneering, overly-socialized culture who take perverse pride in their stylized, postmodern, lazy lifestyles, and those who would choose to emulate this.

[Couch Potatoe]

Self-aggrandizing Europeans who condescend Americans, yet consume massive amounts of American culture and appropriate it as their own.

[Britney]

Superficial, arrogant, narcissitic, well dressed, metrosexual, says darling to all women, drinks wine during the day, wears tight clothing (especially jeans), doesnt wear sneackers other than to work-out

[Justin Bieber]

A drug addicted, skinny, pale, sarcastic,trust fund baby, clubbing every night, male/female. eurotrash have keen fashion sense and often arent european. they often go to university full time, but skip most of their classes and have no major. they dont get kicked out and they dont have any visible form of income but live lavishly. eurotrash dont bathe, smile or wash their hair on a regular basis so they may reek of perfumes and colognes.

[Sonia]

Often traveling in pairs, Eurotrash promenade their slim and overly fragrant bodies to trendy locales. Not wealthy through their own efforts, they are highly demanding.