Funky cold medina
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The title of the second single from [Ton Loc], which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80s.
In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the funky cold medina when he points to a bottle of Absolut [Vodka]. Though the concept of a funky cold medina is generally a drink - not just pure [vodka]. Its made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut [Vodka], [Southern Comfort] and Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.
Funky Cold Medina was also re-recorded in 2000, this time Ton Loc teamed up with ZZ Brothers. -
- a title of a popular rap song by tone loc. the funky cold medina in the song is an unknown substance that makes the ladies love ya.
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The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show Lockup), this sinister concoction is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.
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Usually done as a payback for a favor such as a blumpkin, or a rusty trombone... This is a maneuver where you stick one ice cube in the girls ass (making a swirl-like motion with your finger, plugging the ice cube inside) whilst you eat her pussy with 2 ice cubes in your mouth.
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Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song Funky Cold Medina by Tone LOC.
Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.
The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).
The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song. -
A term used in the 80s by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use
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to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.
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The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.
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The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show Lockup), this sinister concoction is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.
@Tanya-Shivari it's usually used to cover shanks or blades to ensure that the victim dies from infections. Feces/urine is also fermented in bags and inmates huff the fumes to get high. You know you're a drug addict when you're in jail inhaling poop fumes
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