A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Monkey fuck
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v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
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Monkey fuck meaning & definition 3 of Monkey fuck.
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A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say Well if you dont want my help, you can do it yourself then they leave.
Monkey fuck meaning & definition 4 of Monkey fuck.
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The act by which a man penetrates and trusts into their partner while holding them. The penetrated partner is not in contact with the ground but may be leaned up against a wall
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when a [cigarette] [is lit] from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and [inhaling] the non-lit cigarette
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A sexual position where the human with the dick([the monkey] fucker) stands on two feet bent over the womans backside, entering her from behind.
WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. [CLAP CLAP] I AM [THE MONKEY] FUCKER
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A drink made with [rum], [kahlua], and [banna] liquer
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Shortened version of the backstage expression That looked like [a monkey fucking a football] -- i.e. Oh, wow, that was so godawful awkward and stupid that I had to stare at it. Among [stage crew] and [roadies], a monkey fuck is not just any mistake or accident. Its something that you couldnt possibly avoid that forces you to look really stupid in front of a large audience.
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