Monkey fuck

[Britney]

v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)

[Britney]

to light a [cigarette] with another [cigarette].

[Luis Fok]

When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.

[Dave Paprocki]

A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say Well if you dont want my help, you can do it yourself then they leave.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The act by which a man penetrates and trusts into their partner while holding them. The penetrated partner is not in contact with the ground but may be leaned up against a wall

[Rihanna]

when a [cigarette] [is lit] from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and [inhaling] the non-lit cigarette

[Hina Muqadas]

A sexual position where the human with the dick([the monkey] fucker) stands on two feet bent over the womans backside, entering her from behind.

WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. [CLAP CLAP] I AM [THE MONKEY] FUCKER

[PussyCat]

A drink made with [rum], [kahlua], and [banna] liquer

[Tracie Lynn]

Shortened version of the backstage expression That looked like [a monkey fucking a football] -- i.e. Oh, wow, that was so godawful awkward and stupid that I had to stare at it. Among [stage crew] and [roadies], a monkey fuck is not just any mistake or accident. Its something that you couldnt possibly avoid that forces you to look really stupid in front of a large audience.