Sweetest day

[Tina]

Sweetest Day is a holiday celebrated every year on the third of October, primarily only in the Mid-West. Many people refer to Sweetest Day as a Hallmark Holiday, meaning that it is a made-up holiday, in order for candy, card, and flower stores to increase their profits.
The creation of Sweetest Day is often attributed to Herbert Birch Kingston, a local candy company employee. The first Sweetest Day was October 8, 1921 in Cleveland, OH, where The Sweetest Day in the Year Committee distributed over 20,000 boxes of candy to newsboys, orphans, old folks, and the poor. It was a generous way to show love and appreciation to the poorer folk, who Kingston felt were neglected by the community.
Nowadays, Sweetest Day is a day to shower the ones you love with gifts and make them feel special, just like Valentines Day. Even though, many people believe that Sweetest Day is for the guy and Valentines Day is for the girl, thats not true. Its just another day to show love, respect, and appreciation for family, friends, and loved ones.

[Britney]

Yet another made up holiday invented by Hallmark that gives girls an excuse to whine for more gifts.

[Becky]

when a girl pours maple syrup into her vagina and then slowly oozes it out into their lovers mouth