Bumpkin

[Tanya Shivari]

An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.

Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;

[Donald Trump]

Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.

[PussyCat]

a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

[Britney]

The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A very short, very rotund spherical human.

[Hina Muqadas]

A country person who lives in a rural area like Union, Kentucky. Someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. Bumpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.

[Tanya Shivari]

A bastardization of the word pumpkin, Bumpkin is a softener for hillbilly, hick, farmer, Hayseed, not to be confused with Redneck. In this vernacular a man referred to by these types would be a pumpkin, or a little sweet, read as Gay. The softening to Bumpkin usually gives it a more benign meaning like hes harmless or hes simple. Not minded, just without nefarious intentions. Which makes him an excellent Rube.

[Rihanna]

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the persons mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.

[Sommer]

a bumpkin typically lives in a small [midwest] town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks [5x] slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at [ace hardware].

[Merna]

Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn. [clodhopper], [hayseed], hick, rube, [yokel].

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The act of giving [oral pleasure] [to a man] while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Similar to a [country bumpkin]