Ded

[Donald Trump]

dead, gone.

[Rihanna]

It means dead, only better.

It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Meme Language For [Dead]

[PussyCat]

suffering from a huge hangover after a night of vibes

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Drunk erectile dysfunction
when your so drunk you cant even get a boner, no matter how turned on you are.

[Little_Girl]

Short for [dedicator], a person whos life revolves around one particular thing, also known as [dedication]. The word is mainly directed towards hardcore gamers.

[Becky]

The word ‘Ded’ derives from the word ‘dead’ (to die..), however, please do not get the two confused.
Founded over 5 years ago by a gentleman called Mr. Ajmer Singh Kang, it was used in reference to something ending rather abruptly. For example, the end of a football match or if someone finished a spliff before someone had a chance to toke, you would no doubt hear “you deded that spliff!”
This then organically developed into a number of meanings. Whether it be to say hello to someone or to say goodbye, ded is used.
It is also used to laugh at someone’s expense. For example, if you fell over after a few brandy’s you will no doubt hear the word ded! being proclaimed from afar.
One other use is as a verb to describe the act of fornication.
Ded.

[Sarah]

double ended dildo... its a lesbian essential.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Acronym for domesticated environmental democrats. Can be used as D-E-D, dead in the form of feeling great hilarity.

[Becky]

When someone does or says something hella funny.