Fart

[Sarah]

1-man salute
7.4 on the Rectum scale
Acid-rain maker
After the thunder comes the rain
Air bagel
Airbrush your boxers
Anal acoustics
Anal ahem
Anal audio
Anal salute
Anal volcano
Arse blast
Ass blaster
Ass-scented methane
Ass biscuit
Ass thunder
Ass whistle
A turd whistling for the right of way
Backdoor breeze
Backfire
Bad sprinkling
Baking brownies
Barking spiders
Bean blower
Beep your horn
Belch from behind
Better open a window
Blast off
Blast the chair
Blasting the ass trumpet
Blat
Blow ass
Blow mud
Blow the big brown horn
Blowing the butt bugle
Blowing you a kiss
Bomber
Bottom blast
Bottom burp
Break the sound barrier without a plane
Break wind
Breath of fresh air
Brown horn brass choir
Brown thunder
Bun shaker
Burnin rubber
Buster
Busting ass
Butt bleat
Butt burp
Butt hair harmony
Butt percussion
Butt trauma
Butt trumpet
Butt tuba
Buttock bassoon
Cheek flapper
Cheesin
Colonic calliope
Crack a rat
Crack one off
Crack splitters
Crimp off some breakfast biscuits
Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust)
Crowd splitter
Cut a stinker
Cut loose
Cut the cheese
Cut the wind
Death Breath
Deflate
Doing the one-cheek sneak
Doorknob
Drop a barking spider
Drop a bomb
Drop ass
Dropped a bomb
Eggy
Empty my tank
Exercising the meat nozzle (not sure if this one doesnt belong in a different category)
Exploding bottom
Explosion between the legs
Exterminate
Fart
Fire a stink torpedo
Fire the retro-rocket
Firing scud missiles
Fizzler
Flame thrower
Flamer
Flapper
Flatulate
Flatulence
Flatus
Flipper
Float an air biscuit
Floof
Fluffy
Fog slicer
Fowl howl
Fragrant fuzzy
Free-floating anal vapors
Free Jacuzi
Freep
Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor
Fumigate
Funky rollers
Gas attack
Gas blaster
Gas from the ass
Gas master
Gaseous intestinal by-products
Ghost turd
Give a dirty look at the person next to you
Grandpa
Gravy pants
Great brown cloud
Hailing Emperor Crush
Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! (pick-up line)
Heinus anus
Hole flappage
Hole flapper
Honk
HUMrrhoids
Hydrogen bomb
I made a pootie
If you are that embarrassed about it, you can always blame it on me.
Ignition
Insane in the methane
Invert a burp
Its low tide
Jet propulsion
Jockey burner
Jumping guts
Just calling your name
Just keeping warm
Just the noise
Kaboom
K-Fart
Kill the canary
Lay a wind loaf
Lay an air biscuit
Leave a gas trap
Let a beefer
Let each little bean be heard
Let one fly
Let one go
Let the beans out
Lethal cloud
Letting one rip
Lingerer
Made a gas blast
Make a stink
Make a trumpet of ones ass (John Milton)
Mating call of the barking spider
Methane Bomb
Methane production experiment
Moon gas
Mud duck
Must be a sewer around
Nose death
Odor bubble
Odorama
One man jazz band
One-gun salute
Painting the elevator
Pant stainer
Panty burp
Parp
Party in your pants
Pass gas
Pass wind
Play the tuba
Playing the trouser tuba
Plotcher (aka a wet one ... bad form, points taken off for emmitting one of these)
Poof
Poop gas
Poot
Pop
Pop a fluffy
Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion (South Park)
Prove it
Prupe (Norwegian--the E has two dots over it)
Puff, the Magic Dragon
Quack
Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time
Rectal honk
Rectal shout
Rectal tremor
Release a squeeker
Release an ass buscuit
Release gas
Rep
Rimshot
Rip ass
Rip one
Ripple fart
Roast the Jockeys
Rotting vegetation
Safety
Salute your shorts
SAS (silent and scentless)
SBD (silent but deadly)
Set off an SBD
Shit fumes
Shit honker
Shit vapor
Shoot the cannon
Shoppin at Wal-Fart
Silent but deadly (SBD)
Singe the carpet
Singing the Anal Anthem
Skunk smells his own smell first!
Sounding the sphincter scale
Sounds like a barking spider
Sounds like a wompus cat
Sphincter song
Spit a brick
Squeak one out
Squeeker
Steamer
Step on a duck
Step on a frog
Stink bomb
Stink Burger
Strangling the stank monkey
Stress release
Tail wind
Telegraph from Ft. A-hole to Cmdr. Nostril announcing the arrival of Gen. Shat
That felt good
The closest you get to craping while standing up
The colonic calliope
The dog did it
The F bomb
The gluteal tuba
The Sound and the Fury
The stinks gone into the fabric
The third state of matter
The toothless one speaks
Thunder pants
Thunderspray
Toilet tune
Toot
Toot your own horn
Trelblow
Triple flutter blast
Trouser cough
Trouser trumpet
Turd honking
Turd hooties
Turn on the A/C in your large intestine
Uncorked symphony
Under burp
Venting one
Wet one
What smell?
What the dog did
Whoever smelt it dealt it
Wrong way burping
Your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same.
Zinger

[Becky]

The cry of the imprisoned terd.

[Sarah]

shit-flavored air. one of the most noxious is the fried chicken fart.

[PussyCat]

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.
verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from ones rectum.
aka, blasting the butt trumpet

[PussyCat]

Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.

[Tanya Shivari]

The only reason to enter an elevator.

[Couch Potatoe]

To spray someone with your scent, thus a way of sharing a bond with that person.

[Couch Potatoe]

A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.

[Rihanna]

A melodic sound released from an instrument known as the anus. It also smells very nice.

[Little_Girl]

A noise produced from the buttocks, usually accompanied by a foul smelling odor. The odor is usually said to smell of rotten eggs. The noise of the fart can be very unpredictable. Some farts are silent, while others can rumble like thunder and shake the walls. Some farts sound like broken band instruments, and others sound like wet bubbles. The intensity of the fart and smell of the fart depends on what your body has digested. Some people (like my dad) have the ability to fart on command, and fart very wet, rumbly, nasty farts. Other people cannot seem to even muster up a little pooter. When young children fart, their mothers will try to detour them from using the word fart, and suggest words like pass gas, fluff a bunny, or toot.

[Becky]

A small [explosion] between the legs, [composed] of vapourized [poop particles].

[Merna]

Emit wind from the anus.