Fart

[Sarah]

shit-flavored air. one of the most noxious is the fried chicken fart.

[PussyCat]

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.
verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from ones rectum.
aka, blasting the butt trumpet

[PussyCat]

Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.

[Tanya Shivari]

The only reason to enter an elevator.

[Couch Potatoe]

To spray someone with your scent, thus a way of sharing a bond with that person.

[Couch Potatoe]

A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.

[Rihanna]

A melodic sound released from an instrument known as the anus. It also smells very nice.

[Little_Girl]

A noise produced from the buttocks, usually accompanied by a foul smelling odor. The odor is usually said to smell of rotten eggs. The noise of the fart can be very unpredictable. Some farts are silent, while others can rumble like thunder and shake the walls. Some farts sound like broken band instruments, and others sound like wet bubbles. The intensity of the fart and smell of the fart depends on what your body has digested. Some people (like my dad) have the ability to fart on command, and fart very wet, rumbly, nasty farts. Other people cannot seem to even muster up a little pooter. When young children fart, their mothers will try to detour them from using the word fart, and suggest words like pass gas, fluff a bunny, or toot.

[Becky]

A small [explosion] between the legs, [composed] of vapourized [poop particles].

[Merna]

Emit wind from the anus.