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noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as [Graduation].
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symptoms of senioritis are variable. Most cases of senioritis tend to start after college applications and mid-year reports have been sent in. This entails a student not doing any work whatsoever, skipping class a lot, getting stoned/drunk for the first time ever, being apathetic about everything, and resenting taking all those hard classes to impress your favorite college which you wont get in most likely because its too expensive.
Also, seniors with senioritis tend to play pranks on others, sometimes doing thinks that they would never consider doing. But its alright because detention is alright after your mid-year reports are sent in.
Senioritis has been documented in a significant minority of seniors usually at the end of the 4th quarter of the junior year. This entails that the student usually doesnt do his college essay unitl the last week before the college applications are due. However, the student feels very smug because he got away with it.
In other cases, senioritis may show signs early on in birth, then progressing in elementary school, middle school, and the beginning of 9th grade. This usually means that the student goes to a bad school where he or she (usually he) has to take stupid, nonsensical courses, and question the validacy of the system.
Senioritis usually can be diagnosed by the student himself or by colleagues of the student such as a teacher.
Treatment for senioritis: Continue to slack off for the rest of the senior year, doing whatever you want. Usually graduation is the pinnacle for the end of senioritis for the student effectively becomes a college student and has to work hard otherwise he works at Burger Shack.
In some cases, treatment may not work, and the student may exhibit senioritis in college. In these cases, it is adviseable for the student to do research on procrastination and possibly visit a psychiatrist for further treatment.
Senioritis affects everyone, regardless of sex, age, height, race, etc. It happens naturally like chicken pox, or diarrhea.
Often the quote for seniors with senioritis is, Whateva, whateva, Ill do what I waunt, as exhibited by the senioritic Eric Cartman from the show South Park.
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when high school seniors get lazy, no longer give a damn, and just cant wait till school ends
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probably why you are here right now
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A virus which seems to affect mainly second semester seniors, with few eceptions (First semester Seniors etc). This virus can be deadly to ones grades, as the carrier becomes totally apathetic about their grades, classes, homework etc. This results in many Zeros ( 0 ) or failing grades - ultimately leading to the drastic lowering of the grade in the carriers classes. Side effects include: Failure to give a shit, complete and utter apathy, and not graduating with the carriers class.
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A common disease which plagues high school seniors at one point during their last year in high school. Before they graduate, they are overcome with a lazy and indifferent attitude; uncaring of their studies. There are many different causes of the disease, but it can often be contagious between close friends. Often results in a change in personal style; from anything beforehand to sweats and baggy shirts. Hair is barely ever brushed; or for women, is up in a messy bun or ponytail. They might have many absences and a generally dismissive outlook towards any type of labor whatsoever.
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The feeling you get when you have a college acceptance letter in one hand, a Cinnabon in the other hand, and you jack it with both hands and skeet all over your bookbag and homework.
Of course, you dont have the motivation to clean off your stuff anytime between 3 PM and 7 AM the next day.
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Senioritis is a disease that affects all high school seniors. For most people it starts in the second semester of the senior year. Symptoms for the disease include: Unsafe sex, many beer bongs, getting arrested, showing up to school extremely high, drawing a five foot penis on the chalkboard, and telling you teacher she looks like an old crack whore. The only way to get over this disease is to walk the stage at graduation, or punch your principal in the cock.
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When we reach senior year, we just dont give a damn anymore. its over. were better than EVERYONE, including the schools staff. Were unbeatable and immortal until August when we become freshmen again.
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Type 1 Senioritis:
Most common form of senioritis and most contagious.
It tends to manifest itself when a fourth year high school student is half way through the first semester, waiting for winter vacation. This may last till graduation
symptoms within the student:
Lack of homework completion
Procrastination through reasoning
a.Fck it, I can pass the class without these last homework assignments;
b.Ill do it tomorrow before homeroom
tomorrow comes, home room ends
Ill do it during my free
fails to do homework during free, free ends
-fails to hand in homework
Ill do it tonight, and hand it in tomorrow..Ill still get some points
Last Minute Cramming
Student often questions him/her self if they actually have senioritis, yet they blame
all shortcomings on it.
Wasting time on Facebook, Myspace or even World of Warcraft(more severe)
Increase in the use of Slang
Increase in Sexual Activity (heterosexual , masturbation, massive orgy[prom],etc)
Type 2 senioritis:
This form of senioritis can be found among students who boast higher averages, or those who just have more of an inclement workload. This type of senioritis is rather complicated, resulting in the student suddenly having a complacent attitude toward assignments that are not as urgent to be completed[NOT as in AP/College/Honors assignments].
It can be visa-versa
resulting in the student completing all of the less difficult assignments, and neglecting more rigorous academic activities.
This type of senioritis usually manifests itself through the influence of seeing another (of less academic standing) neglect schoolwork, and yet manage to pass with high 70s to mid 80s.
All of the symtoms of Type 1 Senioritis
The accumulation of Journal Entries and/or Articles to complete at the conclusion of a quarter/semester
A complacent attitude resulting in the lack of motivation to conclude sentences on a Test/Homework
A lack of rechecking work, or revisions
Taking days off from school
Copying homework assignments ( also can be type 1)
Involuntary hallucinations of being unfettered by the fruits of Graduation Day, albeit the school year may be coming to an end.
Counting the days till Graduation.
Not studying for ANYTHING
Type 3 senioritis:
This is the culmination of complacency and academic neglect. This can only succeed Type 1 (rarely) or Type 2 senioritis. At this point, the unfortunate student loses all academic fervor and perception on the purpose of education. There is no cure for this type of senioritis.
common expressions of a student suffering from type 3 senioritis:
Most likely a student suffering from this type of senioritis will end up dropping out of school, right before failing all classes.
Some fortunate sufferers of Type 3 still get to graduate, but will not actually ATTEND graduation..or prom. (Also usually having to attend summer school)
Type 3s are more prone to having there College acceptances revoked,having all their dreams crushed of being a fully matriculated college student that drinks heavily and act out scenes from college movies like Accepted
Type 3s are more prone to working in fast-food restaurants.
symptoms (all of the above syptoms PLUS)
All of the above.
Living on Social Networking sites.
Dropping out of school
Failure to complete financial aid
Physical abuse of other peers who are more accomplished (ex. got accepted)
CURES FOR SENIORITIS:
Request your parents to unexpectedly punch you in the face, the next time they see you Procrastinating.
Sky diving while looking at a bad report card.
Head Automatica- Graduation Day
Apply Vix Vapor Rub while attempting to do homework.
BENEFITS OF SENIORITIS:
People dont tend to usually see these benefits till college. If they survive senioritis.
Proficiency in re-arranging copied papers/essays.
Expertise in Forging signatures.
Immunity towards future senioritis
Alarmingly efficient time management (pun intended)
Mastery of Social Networks