Grades

[Sarah]

something invented to make you feel as if you are inferior to other people just by a letter in the alphabet

[Justin Bieber]

An evaluative calculation based on alphabetical sequence that is used to make one a slave to the system and puppet to labor. Holds no correlation with intelligence, wisdom, or knowledge.

[Couch Potatoe]

Either a letter, check mark, or numerical percentage, awarded to students to serve as an arbitrary means of evaluating one’s academic performance regarding various scholarly subjects and thus assessing one’s comparative worth against his/her pupils. Grades originated out of social necessity through individuals who were too stupid to recognize whether or not someone had any intellectual value without a universal standard to measure by.

[Merna]

A magic word that causes students to get pressured by parents and causes teachers to get stressed out, becoming deranged psycotics.
Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause students future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population:
Asian Grading-
A- Average
B- Below Average
C-Crap
D-Death/Disowned
F- Fucked

[Lanell]

Things [teachers] use to give parents a [reason] to [torture] their children.

[Sonia]

How people in the world judge you.
Theyre usually based on a scale of 1-100, with 100 being the best, or f - A , with A being he best.
You get these grades in school, such as on a test or as an average for the class. if you get a bad [grade] on a test, it hurts your average grade for that class and [lowers] your [self-esteem]. Your parents will also get angry at you and wont stop talking about until your average in that class goes up to an acceptable grade by their standards.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A [number] that is given to a [student] that gives little to no [feedback] on how the student is improving or how could the student improve.