Swooping
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Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.
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the act of swimming while pooping.
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To put the moves on somebody whos been rejected by their desired. This is a card in Urban Dictionary and nobody knows what it means. This is the actual meaning.
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A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.
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In skydiving. High speed, high performance landing.
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(Verb). Sweaty pooping.
Also, the act of spontaneously pooping after experiencing swamp ass.
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- Descending rapidly
- Carrying out a sudden attack
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Engaging in cunnilingus while the female is defecating. In other words a female [blumpkin].
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The sexual act for paraplegics using [a sex] [hammock] to [swing] into a receiving hole.
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A two-step process involving a [swooper] that asserts dominance over a [swoopee].
The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “[dry orgasm].” -
When you [leap] [hope] your dick ends up in the right [hole].
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