Skydiving

[Hina Muqadas]

[Skydiving] involves jumping from an airplane at altitudes typically ranging from 12,000 feet to 14,000 feet…freefalling for about a minute, then deploying a parachute at typically 3,500 feet…and flying [the parachute] to a designated landing area. Skydiving has become safer in recent years due to a device that will [deploy] a parachute automatically at a certain altitude for you if you cannot. Skydiving is an extremely fun sport that is challenging and is best suited for the fast thinking, mature, and open minded individual that enjoys doing things with other people. [Skydivers] are some of the most fun loving people you will ever meet and very few of them are “crazy”. This sport is often called crazy by individuals who are not open minded, live vicariously, or simply do not have the balls to try it.

[Dianne]

The sport or activity of jumping from an aircraft and performing acrobatic manoeuvres in the air under free fall before landing by parachute.

[Dianne]

An activity viewed by most as [suicidal] or crazy. [Those people] are just too [chicken shit] to do it themselves.

[Couch Potatoe]

A sexual action involving a pregnant woman and one or more male partners. The woman lies on her stomach with her hands and legs out in a [skydiving] position while the man kneels behind her. If there are multiple men they [kneel] in a circle around the victim. The men proceeds to fuck the living shit out of the woman in either hole, whatever the male prefers. After 30 seconds he pulls out and spins the woman on her stomach. The woman spins until coming to the [next man], or the same man who then proceeds to fuck her.
A variation of this position is possible. The man across from the man screwing the skydivee shoves his cock down the womans throat which mimics the low oxygen at high altitudes. Note: this is only possible with multiple men. Note: Possible for [flamers] to participate in as well all that is required is a basketball, pillow, or another similar object.

[PussyCat]

A suicide-like activity in which a person jumps out of a skyborne plane and releases a [parachute in] hopes that it will [reduce] his rate of descent below a bone-crushing [threshold] before he makes contact with the earth.

[Jessica]

A pathetic excuse for people to [commit suicide] on [accident] and call it [a sport].

[Gregory]

a sport in which a person jumps from an aircraft and falls for as long as possible before opening a parachute