Hatchet

[Sarah]

A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.

What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn hatchetman is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep hating on them. Stupid douchefuckers.

[Sarah]

[Juggalo] [idiotic]/pathetic [weapon of choice].

[Dianne]

By defonition, a [small hand] axe. Due to ignorance, this weapon is now associated with a group of [demented] windowlickers. Hatchets, much like retards, have been around for a very long time. They were, and still are, used as tools. Also, they symbolize a [feud].

[Becky]

-Similar to the [female camel] toe it is a variant of the male [ninja toe] where in tight pants both testes are on one side and the penis on the other creating the figure of a hatchet in ones pants. As to be noted, some hatchets are less fearsome than others.
-Small [hand axe]
-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade

[Hina Muqadas]

[Juggalo] [weapon of choice]

[Jason Yan]

What a [juggalo] will be [choppin] yo [neck] with

[Merna]

A [hipster] who acts [ratchet]. [Hipster] ratchet = hatchet