Juggalo

[Tina]

Darwins biggest Obstacle.

[Rihanna]

For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group ICP who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing hatchet-man accesories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations. ICP isnt rap, it isnt metal, it isnt rap/metal, and it isnt horrorpop. There is only one way to properly categorize ICP; unnecessarily and unartfully offensive and obnoxious noise.

[Becky]

A greasy, fat, teenager with a kool aid mustache and no friends who listens to songs about clowns in his step mothers double wide mobile home when he isnt hanging out at the mall food court.

[Rihanna]

Confused individuals that are a product of the break down of the white middle class/lower class family, hero worship, and the emasculatory expectations of society. Usually characterized as indolent, witless, overly self-glorifying, and speak a lot of shit about anyone but are never concerned about backing it up because they wont. All these traits are an attempt for a cohesive group structure that accepts them and will tolerate their unfounded angst/effeminate banter or actions. A purely American occurance that is a scourge on par with Chavs and Wiggers.

[Sonia]

On February 1, 2006, Insane Clown Posse fan Jacob Robida engaged in a series of hatchet attacks and a shooting spree which left three dead, including himself and a police officer.[12][13] On February 7, Insane Clown Posses manager Alex Abbiss extended Bruce and Utslers condolences and prayers to the families of the victims and distanced Robida from Juggalo culture.[11]
Between June 18 and June 20, 2006, attacks involving Insane Clown Posse fans, some wearing clown makeup, were reported by the Seattle Times.[14] The attacks left nearly two dozen injured. The group, armed with a machete, attacked, robbed, and threatened to decapitate visitors to Fort Steilacoom Park in Tacoma, Washington, shouting Whoop! Whoop! Juggalo! Seven suspects have been arrested, and three have been charged with assault and robbery.[15]
In February 2007, Colorado teenager Bryan Grove, who identified himself as a Juggalo, stabbed his girlfriends mother to death and was arrested. His girlfriend Tess Damm, also a juggalette, and two of their friends have also been arrested in connection with the murder.[16]
In May 2008, arson was committed on a Spanaway, Washington house. During an investigation, the police discovered vandals had broken into the back entrance of the house, walls were kicked in and had Juggalo-related graffiti. The house had just been sold the previous weekend to a family whose husband was being redeployed to Iraq.[17]
On July 30, 2008 in Salt Lake City, two men attacked a teenager with a medieval battle ax. Deputies identified jewelry dropped by the attackers as being associated with Juggalos.[18] During a recent Utah Gang Conference, law enforcers said they now classified Juggalos as a gang because of a continued pattern of criminal activity.[18]
On September 4, 2008 in West Jordan, Utah, a group of men indentifying themselves as Juggalos threatened to kill two deputies with bats and golf clubs in a church parking lot, proclaiming, No one fucks with the Juggalos.[19]
On September 9, 2008 in West Valley City, Utah, two men with clown painted faces were arrested in an attempted kidnapping of a young boy. Police estimate there are between 3,000 and 4,000 Juggalos in Utah, 15 percent of them are associated with criminal activity.[20]
On February 4, 2009 in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, two male youths, Ian Seagraves and Shawn Freemore, who identified themselves as Juggalos on their MySpace pages, stabbed 21 year old Michael Goucher 45 times, killing him in a premeditated attack and burying his body under snow in the Pocono woods.[21]

[Couch Potatoe]

An overlydependent fuckhead that worships a band that tells them to fuck farm animals.

[Tanya Shivari]

A group of horribly misguided whiggers who worship Psychopathic records and the originators of this putrid label- The Insane Clown Posse (also known as the Insane Clown Pussies or simply as the fags). Members often claim to be misunderstood and through this misunderstanding find reconciliation and commonality in the Dark carnival. This carnival is a theme often used on Insane Clown Posses records. In truth however, the main attraction for Juggalos is the disasterously awful and depraved music itself, which consists mainly of songs featuring such uplifting and profound subjects as: decapitation, stabbing, beating and of course killing. Traditions within this sect include: the dawning of evil clown makeup, spraying bottles of soda pop called Faygo, on other members, styling their hair in a manner best suited for circus chimps, attacking smaller or unarmed people with hatchets and knives, eating human fecal matter, shouting whoop whoop as a bozo rallying cry. Directionless, often drug addicted, many Juggalos experience a shift in priority as they reach an older age. This is most often triggered by a realization that they have spent a great deal of time and effort supporting the lowest dreggs of society and in doing so becoming not renegades, but in fact the systems version of a virtual jail house sissy.

[Little_Girl]

Ignorance at its best.
Juggalos are mindless drones who claim to be original, yet blindly follow the words of other idiots, i.e. ICP. They are uneducated(most) and unable to finish a complete sentence with proper grammar and punctuation. They say they are a family, but get into a fight with one and the others run away.
Juggalos were originally the name given to fans of ICP, however, they are now just another cult plaguing our society with their ignorance and insane train of thought.
They are also ruining the image of Heath Ledger.

[Ernesto]

A homosexual [juggler].

Usually found in a gas station [mens room] trying to get other guys to blast them in the face with their white [clown makeup].

[Sommer]

Ambitionless [morons] with horrible taste in music, who are dedicated to drinking cheap soda. Often violent, and always immature and [mindless]. [White-trash] in the most literal sense.

[Agnes]

The product of our highly modernizing worlds effect on the ignorant, low, human. They represent regression in almost every sense. They paint their faces, are aggressive, travel in packs, abide (supposedly) by a simplistic code of rules, and tell all those non-juggaloes that juggalos live a happier and [freer] life.
Comparable to a cult, [Juggaloism] began most likely by a [whigger] who was [tired of trying] to fit in, so he created his own clique with his other whigger friends. This spread from town to town, from whigger to whigger, eventually creating a cult that compares in size to even Scientology.
Eventually they began to start musical groups (bands by no means) in which they would express their whigger desires by rapping poorly to simplistic beats.
*note that in these groups, they still wear their face paint, and typically rap about how insane and individual they are, when they are obviously just idiots who are slaves to society.
For anyone who has read [Lord of the Flies], their culture can easily be compared to the society Jack creates; irrational, barbaric, and short.

[Guest]

@Rihanna people like you who have nothing better to do but spread hatered should not be allowed to reproduce