Apron

[Sarah]

apron - a sagging, hanging flap of gut often seen in older ladies who have long since lost the weight of their youthful pregnancies, but also their elasticity. The result is a flap of flesh, sometimes slightly hanging over their upper pubic region/ [gunt] Often a haven of foul body odor.

[Sarah]

A green lap-cloth that Mormons don during the Temple Ceremony. It should be representative of the apron Adam and Eve put on themselves after they disobeyed God. It is green. Even though God told them to take off their aprons, and He gave them clothing made out of animal skins, Mormons keep The

[Sarah]

The overlapping gut on a morbidly obese person. To be a true apron it must cover no less than 40% of the genitals. The lower the apron, the greater the obesity. [Apronage]

[Sarah]

The paved portion of a [racetrack] on the [extreme] inside. Analogous to a [highway] [shoulder], the apron often flattens out considerably -- a marked [transition] from the [banking] of the actual racing [grooves]. Daring or [desperate] drivers sometimes use the apron to pass, or to compensate for a [tight] condition in their racecars and get them to turn. However, the abrupt transition of the apron can also snap a car [loose] and force a spin.

[Sarah]

A woman; a wife; a bartender

[Sarah]

like a [superman], but instead of throwing the sheet on the girl's back, you throw it on her chest

[Jason Yan]

A protective garment worn over the front of one