Lobsters

[Sarah]

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

[Tracie Lynn]

When ones testicles [itch] tremendously [for reasons] other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not [showering] following a workout session.

[Mary Mallozziberg]

A bigger case of [crabs], very hard to get [rid] of. Oversized crabs on [a whores] body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)

[Mark Zuckerberg]

[unbearable] [crabs] of [the ass]

[Raeanne Dimick]

The mutated/[evolved] species of the [pubic lice] other known as [crabs]

[Justin Bieber]

(n.) A [combination] of [Crabs] and [Herpes].

[Vania]

A [rich] [persons] version of [crabs].

[Sonia]

A form of [Lice] that is [contracted] by having sex with an [expensive] prostitute.

[Sommer]

The act of placing baby [lobster] into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The [lobsters] then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs [hatch]. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.

[Vania]

an animal that lives in the sea and has a long body covered with a hard shell, two large claws , and eight legs, or its flesh when used as food