Gridlock

[Donald Trump]

a situation where roads in a town become so blocked by cars that it is impossible for any traffic to move:

[Luis Fok]

A traffic jam affecting a whole network of intersecting streets.

[Couch Potatoe]

The thickest [bitch that] will [ever] [exist]

[Mary Mallozziberg]

When a person is [incapable] of removing themselves from [the grid] due to [an attachment] to their phone, computer, or job either by choice, addiction, or priorities.

[Justin Bieber]

a [blockage] of something (from the severe road [traffic] [stalling] situation)

[Vania]

A [tactical] [ploy] carried out in emergency situations when a team is narrowly losing. Occurs when Gridlock is summoned to the field to [undertake] a special play and win the match. Usually occurs with only seconds remaining.

[Dorothey Allen]

When two people are ass-to-ass simultaneously [shitting] into one [anothers] [assholes].

[Magaret]

An [African-American] style hair or [tentacles] of some [alien] species