Kumquat
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Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.
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A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.
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Used as an insult.
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a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures
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Stupid, but worse.
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Said in response to loud sex.
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Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.
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It's when you start doing a squat but then realise that your penis is leaking cum, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.
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An orange-like fruit related to the citruses, with an edible sweet rind and acid pulp.
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Something you [call] someone when theyre being a [lazy] [little bitch]
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Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person [squats] on top of his/her partners face; may be fruity in [flavour] - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.
Alternatively, [a fruit] of the Chinese Orange kind.
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A fruit which looks like a tiny orange. The rind is sweet and the flesh is tart. The fruit can be eaten rind and all. Usually found pickled, candied or in preserves or marmalade.
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[Another word] for someone who is similar to [a Karen]. Preferably used on people named [Ryan].
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