Kumquat

[Sarah]

A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.

[Sarah]

Used as an insult.

[Sarah]

a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures

[Sarah]

Stupid, but worse.

[Sarah]

Said in response to loud sex.

[Sarah]

Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.

[Sarah]

It's when you start doing a squat but then realise that your penis is leaking cum, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.

[Sarah]

An orange-like fruit related to the citruses, with an edible sweet rind and acid pulp.

[Dave Paprocki]

Something you [call] someone when theyre being a [lazy] [little bitch]

[Hina Muqadas]

Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person [squats] on top of his/her partners face; may be fruity in [flavour] - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.

Alternatively, [a fruit] of the Chinese Orange kind.

[Dave Paprocki]

A fruit which looks like a tiny orange. The rind is sweet and the flesh is tart. The fruit can be eaten rind and all. Usually found pickled, candied or in preserves or marmalade.

[Ernesto]

[Another word] for someone who is similar to [a Karen]. Preferably used on people named [Ryan].