Maritimer

[PussyCat]

A real Canadian, unlike those [asswipes] from Ontario and [Alberta]. The original and best part of Canada, where people are down to earth, take the time to talk with you and ask how you are doing, and are known for [being friendly].

Oh, and we actually respect America, our neighbours and trade partners. Hell, we should join New England, as the rest of Canada has no respect for what we have to offer.

[Kit]

A native or inhabitant of the Maritime Provinces of Canada.

[Luis Fok]

A term used to describe a person who comes from or lives in the Maritime or Atlantic provinces of Canada; [Newfoundland], [Prince Edward Island], Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. These four provinces in particular have a rich sea-faring heritage, thus the derivation from the [naughtical] word maritime, meaning having to do with the sea.

[Mary Mallozziberg]

An entity who inhabits the Atlantic regions of Canada. Maritimers strong desire for [Moosehead] brand beer is only exceeded by their tendencies to perform anal sex on local moose who also inhabit the area. When a Maritimer is content, it will retire to its [Velvet] chair and usually smoke marijuana unit it passes out or pisses on itself. Use great caution when when visiting the Maritime region of Canada. [Butt plugs] are widely available in all Welcome Centers near the border.