Haggis

[Sarah]

A Scotch pudding made of the heart, liver, lights, etc., of asheep or lamb, minced with suet, onions, oatmeal, etc., highlyseasoned, and boiled in the stomach of the same animal; minced headand pluck. [Written also haggiss, haggess, and haggies.]

[Sarah]

The conspiracy lives on.
They tell ye that the haggis be wee chopped up stuff stuffed into a bladder with pepper and spices, but ye don' know the trooth!
The haggis is a wee wild animal!
Resembles a hedgehog, but with fearsome teeth, claws and a tartan waistcoat. They eyes, too, they be red and glowing like the moon. They burrow deep underground, and live around the highlands. They hunt in clans. And they're coming for yoo...

[Sarah]

Various chopped-up sheep guts stuffed into a sheep's stomach or intestines and boiled with spices.

[Sarah]

the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep ground into a paste with oats and barley and then boiled in the same sheep's stomach. the main meal of burns night where it is served with 'neeps an' 'taters, turnips and potatoes repectively.
a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers [haver] the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as [havering].

[Sarah]

1. Scotland's most well known food.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.

[Sarah]

A verb meaning to leave your friends behind after being served first.

[Sarah]

A three-legged mammal that lives in the forest. Mainly found in the woodlands of Egypt, New York and [Rugby] but mainly found in the back gardens of young children. Often associated with the phrase I

[Sarah]

a small fury amimal that has shorter leghs on one side than the other so it can round scottish hills bag pipes can be used as bait to capture

[Sarah]

Slang: A very old man
Similar to the term Hag, which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.

[Sarah]

A woman who has been through a full round of [the Scottish Army] at any point in her life, as referred to by the men involved in said activity.

[Sarah]

A magical creature which spouts a mountain of lies and bullshit. Usually Ginger and small, it is a very unsociable creature and does not trust anyone.

A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.

[Kit]

a dish from Scotland consisting of different sheeps organs cut up with onions and spices and cooked inside a sheeps stomach