Logarithm

[Sarah]

One of a class of auxiliary numbers, devised by John Napier, ofMerchiston, Scotland (1550-1617), to abridge arithmeticalcalculations, by the use of addition and subtraction in place ofmultiplication and division.

[Sarah]

mathmatical process by which a shit/corn ratio is aquired. it is devised from taking the amount of corn in your shit and dividing it by the total mass of your log, including water content and multiplying by 100. is expressed in units called nibblets. my corn ratio is 22 niblets some days.

[Sarah]

A process of first aid used to help someone who has tripped over a [log].

[Sarah]

The most crappy (C-RRRR-AAAA-P-EEEE) subject in the world. Logarithms tell how many times a number x must be divided by the base b to get 1, and hence can be considered an inverse of exponentiation. Yeah, whatever!