Napier

[Vania]

If you live here for too long, you WILL get pregnant

[PussyCat]

An animal from the wild whose purpose is to hit people in the heart with a fastball. The natural enemy of bullpen fences. Acts on dog instinct.

[Vania]

verb; to throw someone into a vat of unknown substances at Axis chemicals

[Britney]

A sometimes sunny city in Hawkes Bay, New Zealand. Its the Art Deco capital of New Zealand. The tourism industry used to be huge, but now its dwindling. Marineland is now closed down, and the most exciting place to go is the Farmers Market on Sundays down at Marine Parade.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

The weed and Art Deco Capital, if Napier goes dry, so do you.
#1 destination for STD carriers annnd a pretty town, obviously better than Hastings.