Elevators

[Julian]

the things that go up and down between floors when you are too lazy to take the stairs.
In some schools and buildings, these are only allowed to be used by fat people, the mentally retarded (to give them some sort of power), and the [handicapped].
and epic hookup spot, as you can stop the elevator between floors and noone can do anything about it!
not an epic [birthing] spot, however. ew. babies.
WARNING: ([semi-colon] included) do not use when there is a fire! You might burn to death.

[Kai]

[Elevators] are somthing that takes you up and down floors. The power of [elevators] are abused by retards who have no life and are big fans of [Hanna Montana], they like to [go up and down] an elevator until they die with spasm.

[Mary Mallozziberg]

a device like a box that moves up and down, carrying people or goods from one floor of a building to another or taking people up and down underground in a mine