A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Capybara bomb
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Do you have an irrational, yet somehow compelling grudge against all of humanity, or even just some sections of it, like France, for example? Perhaps you have a point to make, but writing letters just doesnt cut it, and a big explosion would really help people to get the idea. If this is you, then see a doctor, you mad fucker, the [Capybara bomb] might be just what you need.
The Capybara bomb is a surprisingly successful stealth weapon composed of:A [capybara]
[Dynamite]The animal
Ah, the capybara, my old friend how you [lollop] through life, swimming in rivers and [snuffling] dung, all the while unaware that TERRORISTS! are seeking to use you in their nefarious plans. Never mind. Lets take a closer look at the furry little dope.
The capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochæ[ris]) is a semi-aquatic herbivorous animal with a brain the size of a [tangerine]. Full-grown capybarae reach between 105 and 135 cm (40-55 in) in length. They are peaceful, fun-loving creatures that like dancing and poker. They look like giant [guinea pigs].
Most importantly, however, the average capybara can safely hold up to 7 sticks of [dynamite].
[The dynamite]
Any old dynamite will do. Just wash it, shove it in and go.
AdvantagesAbsolutely no one expects that a capybara is going to explode.
They are very docile and tolerant animals, and especially so when dynamite is being inserted.A [capybara bomb] can be used pretty much anywhere but they are especially useful for TERRORISTS! who hate [zoos]. The range and damage capabilities of the device are limited to around 1 meter (3.2808399 feet). This is good for blowing up telephone boxes, small cars and litter bins.
Uses
If you want to blow up a really big thing, then youll need more than one capybara. A whole lorry load of capybarae could probably bring down a Wal-Mart, but if youre stopped for any reason, its going to be really hard to come up with a sufficiently good reason as to why you are driving a [consignment] of 500 capybarae with dynamite up their asses, to the Wal-Mart.
Capybara bomb meaning & definition 1 of Capybara bomb.