Homemaker

[Oralee]

A Person, usually a woman, who cares for her own home and family by cleaning, cooking [nutritious] meals, [doing laundry], [running errands], caring for pets, working with a budget, organizing, etc. She is her own boss and enjoys the freedom of creating her own schedule. She does not have time to be lazy.

[Oralee]

[A lame] [excuse] for [a job] title that housewives give themselves so they can sound important.

[Sommer]

Someone who makes homes, i.e. a [carpenter]; not as you may have heard from the PC [Patrol] a [stay-at-home mom].

[Merna]

[Somebody] who converts people to [homosexuality]. Usually by either being that [attractive] or by being really bad at sex.