Calum hood

[Rihanna]

Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. Hes so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. Hes so sexy hes just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. Hes the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks hes this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.

[Justin Bieber]

The extremely talented 15 year old singer/guitarist from aussie band 5 Seconds of Summer.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Calum from da Hood is no ordinary fella. He is amazingly cute. He may not know exactly know how to be in a relationship but know that he will treet you right. He can always make you laugh even when you think it cant be done. He plays bass so you know what that means ;)

<3

[Britney]

A very gorgeous human being that also happens to be a sex god that will plow anyones pussy and belongs to a girl named Samantha Gilbert A.K.A. @cthxmuke on twitter

[Sonia]

Also known as Calum Invisible Hood. Sometimes he doesnt know himself.

[Britney]

The most unappreciated member of [5SOS]. Hes the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isnt given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isnt treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.

[Sonia]

A cute nick name for the clit hood that makes it easier to talk about mastubation publicly