Moof

[Tina]

To fuck a technology teacher during study hall

[Britney]

Master Of Organised Fun

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The bark of a dogcow.

[Britney]

Verb: to be clueless or useless in your current situation
Adjective: to describe a useless or clueless person

[Mark Zuckerberg]

1. A cigarette or a moof.
2. any object that you dont want to name.. or just rather genralize it.
3. alternate for Whats up?

[Tanya Shivari]

an object (usually an ill-fitting sweater) that is ugly or awkward. a sweater that has too long arms or say an awkward looking person.

[PussyCat]

An asparagus smothered in butter
A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)

Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.

[Sonia]

Nothing really, just an M followed by two Os, finished off with a nice tasty F to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a moof is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a [cow] moos Moo whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a Moof, where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying [Move].

[Tina]

Acronym for mother odin oughta fuck

[Tanya Shivari]

Mobile out of Office