Asparagus

[Sarah]

A genus of perennial plants belonging to the natural orderLiliaceæ, and having erect much branched stems, and very slenderbranchlets which are sometimes mistaken for leaves. Asparagusracemosus is a shrubby climbing plant with fragrant flowers.Specifically: The Asparagus officinalis, a species cultivated ingardens.

[Sarah]

Slang for [marijuana].

[Sarah]

A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.

Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.

[Sarah]

1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.

2: Abigails Favourite Veggi

[Sarah]

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

[Sarah]

The act of being absent

[Sarah]

a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.

[Sarah]

game young women play when working asparagus

[Sarah]

to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake

[Sarah]

( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.

[Becky]

a plant with pale green, juicy stems that are cooked and eaten as a vegetable:

[Monty]

A tall plant of the lily family with fine feathery foliage, cultivated for its edible shoots.